Impossible Things to Believe before Breakfast

The Queen of Hearts set a target of believing six impossible things before breakfast. I can't manage that, but today I've attempted:

1. There is no connection between bombings in London and British troops in Iraq - outcome failure
2. Encouraging the creation of faith based schools does not lead to increased separation between communities or to the - failed
3. There is no connection between the the increased frequency of extreme weather events (including category 4 and 5 hurricanes) and increased CO2 emissions, including those from SUVs - failed again

Adopting the sage advice, 'if at first you don't succeed, give up' I won't try any more today, but I will seek training from those who have a proven track record in this field.